shevijs miniblogs

  • +2

    Tavu mammu joku theards!

    > Tava mamma ir tik resna, ja viņa būtu uzkāpusi uz Titānika, tas būtu nogrimis jau ostā
    > Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka pēc seksa es apveļos 3 reizes un vēl joprojām esmu uz viņas vēdera
    > Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka kad es gribēju viņu apbraukt man beidzās benzīns

    Lūdzu, neviens neuztverat personiski!!!

    • NoMadForMe
      +3

      Your mother is like alkharid gate you have to pay 10gp to enter.

    • NoMadForMe
      +5

      Your mom is so fat she has enought chins for 99rng.

    • NoMadForMe
      +3

      Tu esi tik neglīts ka katru reizi kad tava māte tevi ierauga viņa saka tēvam vajadzēja tajā naktī ņemt mutē.

      • Ričards
        -1

        Komatiņa podziņa uz klaviatūras atrodas pa kreisi no burta "m".

    • 9000
      +1

      Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka lai viņa paietu garām televizoram pagāja 3 seriāla sezonas.

    • tukumnieks
      0

      Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka lecot ar gumiju no tilta viņa norauj lejā visu tiltu!

    • Horohoro
      +2

      Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka viņai ir nopietnas problēmas ar lieko svaru.

      • NoMadForMe
        -1

        Tik neizdevies bet tik smieklīgs biggrin_mini2.gif !

        • Horohoro
          0

        • mjau
          +2

          Neizdevies?
          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        • NoMadForMe
          0

          http://www.draugiem.lv/tavamucinja
          Vispār šis.

        • Susuris
          0

          @mjau *guerilla, nevis gorilla warfare.

        • mjau
          0

          @Susuris

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

        • vampire
          0

          @mjau
          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

      • skakri
        0

        Tavs tētis ir tik bārdains, ka viņš skuvekļu vietā dod priekšroku bārdas nazim.

    • Kympo
      +4

      Tava mamma tevi tik slikti audzinaja, ka tu taisi jokus par citu mammam.

    • S J
      0

      Tava mamma ir tik resna kā tu.

    • pure787
      0

      Tava mamma ir tik stulba, ka viņa pārdeva mašīnu benzīna naudai.

    • pure787
      0

      Tava mamma ir tik resna, ka viņas josta ir ekvators.

    • Mauriņš
      0

      Tava māte ir tik resna, ka nolauza dzimtas koka zaru.

    • *Rubļiks.
      0

      Tava māte ir tik resna, ka dzimtas koka zars lūzst.

    • Jesus
      +1

      Tava mučiņa ir tik korpulenta, ka viņai ir lielāks gravitācijas spēks kā Jupiteram.

    • pj sk1ll
      0

      Tava mučiņa, yoyoyo

    • Susuris
      +6

      Tava māte ir tik dūšīga, ka Liztikz neatļaujas par viņu jokot.

      • S J
        0

        OOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        bet vispār izdevās. biggrin_mini2.gif
        Cepums.

    • krabz
      +1

      Es to izdarīju!

      • krabz
        +1

        Ko tu izdarīji?

        • krabz
          +1

          Tavu mučiņu!

    • Arbūzs
      0

      Jūsu mammas ir jaukas.

      • faits1
        0

        Tava ar nav slikta. iykwim.

    • Kympo
      0

      Tuk tuk.

    • Spam
      0

      Tava māte ir tik lepna par tevi, ka man nobira asara.

    • Psy
      +2

      Tava mamma ir tik nabadziga, ka pat zog bezmaksas maizi.

      • Psy
        +2

        Mucina

        • Psy
          +2

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • pluume
      0

      Tavai mučiņai uzkāpjot uz svariem rādām mans telefona numurs

    • ★RTU☆
      +2

      Tava mučiņa ir tik resna, ka aizejot uz kino viņa sēž blakus visiem.

    • Psy
      0

      Tavs mucina ir tik tievs ka pat vins ir resns