Dota 2

Your mama so fat that when I use March of the Machines she takes 2304/3456/4608/5760 damage.
Yo mama so fat, the chat wheel can't decide on which lane she is.
Yo mama so fat, that when Bounty Hunter tracks her, he has vision all over the map.
Your mama is so fat. When Void used ultimate on her, he couldn't get in his own Chronosphere.
Yo Mama so fat, that when tiny uses toss on her, the map turns to night time.
Yo mama so fat, when Spiritbreaker gets a bash he gets knocked back.
Yo mama so fat, Urn of Shadows becomes Mekansm when she dies.
Yo mama so fat, when she gets Aghs, she picks up Tiny.
Yo mama so fat, when Sand King tried to stun her. He couldn't get back up to the ground.
Yo moma so fat, she uses Kinetic Field as a belt.
You momma so fat that Skywrath Mage's ultimate considers her 5 units.
Yo mama so fat, her shadow gives night stalker his speed bonuses.
Yo mama so fat, hex turns her into a whale.
Yo mama so fat, life stealer got diabetes attacking her.
Yo mama so fat, her in-game portrait is from the minimap.
Yo moma so fat life stealer got lost inside her.
Yo mama so fat Slark bounced off her.
Yo mama so fat, she dragged the Dream Coil with her.
Yo Mama so fat she needs two bloodstones to suicide.
Yo mama so fat Brood can cast a web ON her.
Yo mama so fat, that when Medusa uses stone gaze, a Mount Everest appears.
Yo momma's so fat, Windrunner's Shackle doesn't even reach behind her.
Yo momma is so fat, both of Tinker's missiles lock on to her in a teamfight.