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One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says: "What you do with my daughter?!" I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.

Tikai Padomju Savienībā nav mobilo telefonu, lai auklīte varētu piezvanīt vecākiem. Vecāki vienīgi no telefona automāta vai viesnīcas var zvanīt viņai uz mājām.

Once I hear story about girl in Chaplygin. She was asleep in her bed, when she feel lick on her hand. She thinks it is dog and goes to sleep. Next morning, she finds note on dresser with dead head of dog. It says "Capitalists can lick too." She screams.

The girl was sent for re-education in Estonia, her parents sent to labor in Siberia. One must always be watchful and never let American spies into one's house.

Fake?