[Gach] Mums patīkz sportz

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(phone rings)

"Hello" (Jorm aka Guy #2)
"Hi. Do you want to go to a party with me?" (Kiv aka Guy #1)
"No, the game's on"
"Oh, I almost forgot. I'll be right there."

Guy #1 & #2
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops to the superbowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf

The game is starting, everyone is here
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer
Just two normal guys hanging out, having fun
Right Guy #2?
Yeah Guy #1

E to the
S to the
P to the
N
Is all I watch cuz I'm the man
If my team loses, I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax, we'll get in a fight

Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single, Double, Triple, Home run
For the celebration, I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guy's guy
He's not a loudmouth like that cunthole Steve (aka Andy!)

Guy #1 & #2
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbeldon to the Astrodome
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf

Now when I say sportz
You say nutz
SPORTZ
NUTZ!
SPORTZ!
NUTZ!
When I say cheating
You say sux
CHEATING!
SUX!
CHEATING!
SUX!

I drink whiskey cuz I like the taste
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me?
Smell our cars!

We're real men
and we like sportz
if you say that we're not then we'll see you in court

I'm team captain and I choose you
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too

We steal the ball and we're off to the races
let's scare the other team with our maddog faces like

What what what what what - what
What what what what what - what

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pre game jokes, to the wrap up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football
Tennis
Hockey
Golf

Throw me the baseball
Now toss me the pigskin
Now feed me the rock
Now give ME the rock