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Nickelback - Rock Star lyrics

 
I'm through with standing in line
to the caves i'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the top
and I'm never gonna own
This nolife hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new cape
with a 99 strength on it
And a bathroom I can play gnomeball in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me

(so what you need)

I'll need party hats without a limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the best clans 
At thirty-seven billion xp

(Been there done that)

I want a new two n00bs who will work for me
And my own star on rs Boulevard
Somewhere between zezima and
kingduffy is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna kill zezima and use cool cheats 
I'd even cut my ear and call my name

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'Cause we all just wanna be big nolifirs
Live in computer houses riding jagex bars
The cash come easy and d chain come cheap
We'll all stay dead 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the members with the zezima etc
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
RS Playboy bunny
With the blood red hair
and well...
Hey hey I wanna be a n0lifer
Hey hey I wanna be a n0lifer
I wanna be great like zezima without the head
Hire eight body guards that has 20 lvlsSign a couple autographs
So I can eat my  sharks for free

(I'll have a quesadilla haha)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest armor
Get a front door key to the mebers zone
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
give his 3rd age to me for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For cash and cheats
I'd even cut out my heart
to get cash for p2p

'Cause we all just wanna be big nolifers
who just kill goblins for 99 strength
The cash come easy and d chain come cheap
We'll all stay dead 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the members zones with the movie stars
Every good rune digger's
take some new skils there
Every Playboy bunny
gona rule off n00bs
they gona use their b00bs to get bestlvls
With the latest items and
todays nolife
We'll get you anything
with that stupid file 
Everybody's got a 
food dealer on illegal dial
well...
Hey hey I wanna be a n0lifer

I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the n00bs
Gonna pop my skills
from a n00b dispenser
Get washed-up zezima writing all my songs
play RuneScape every night so I don't get 'em wrong

'Cause we all just wanna be big nolifers
who just kill goblins for 99 strength
The cash come easy and d chain come cheap
We'll all stay dead 'as we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the members zones with the movie stars
Every good rune digger's
take some new skils there
Every Playboy bunny
gona rule off n00bs
they gona use their b00bs to get bestlvls
With the latest items and
todays nolife

Congratulations, if u read this you are now totally n0lifer.