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Здравствуйте, capitalist pigs!

My name is Vladimir, and I hate every single one of you bourgeois idiots. All of you are exploited, unequal, no-lifes who spend every second of their day being materialistic. You are everything bad in the Communist Manifesto. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rubels? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of they're not on a workers' council, but you all take to a whole new kremlin. This is even worse than the American Disney "Mickail Mouse"!

Don't be a bourgeois pig. Just hit me with your best nuke. Everyone here's pretty much equal anyway. I was leader of the Marxist youth brigade. What sports do you play, other than "how many poor people can we exploit at our own expense"? I also get straight vodka shots, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO equally divided amongst my comrades). You are all capitalist pigs who should just kill yourselves. Spasiba for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my brother Igor.