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gumster: čau, Oskar. Es uzzināju, kas nozīmē tie hieroglifi


gumster: "skolniece-jaunava", vai kaut kas līdzīgs


gumster: tādas lietas


gumster: es ceru, ka tu tos vel neesi uztetovējis?


gumster: Oskar??

 

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xxx: kā filmu parkodēt no 16:9 uz 4:3?


yyy: Zini... es neesmu specialists... bet manuprat var izvilkt sakni...

 

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xxx: Gugls visādus sūdus atrod meklējot "businassman"...


yyy: bet ko tu gribēji lai viņš tev atrod?


xxx: kaut ko par uzņēmējiem


yyy: nu tad meklē par uzņēmējiem nevis par "cilvēku ar autobusu dirsā"...

 

 


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AznaurR: es par legālo softu


brunette: tiešām?


brunetta: un windows tev legāls?


AznaurR: nē, bet man kauns!

 

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klients: Kapec jusu antivirus tik ilgi parbauda filmu?


admins: vins to skatas

 


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_-=Ver=-_: nu ka tev ar Vistu iet?


SP: ļoti labi


_-=Ver=-_: Jā?? Ko tu izdarīji?


SP: XP uzinstalēju

 


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xxx: jautajums vai ir iespejams padarti ta ka es caur tel piesledz ar bluetooth pei pc un tad izmantojo vinju ka mikrefonu?


ja ja ka to panakt?


mans nokia 6233

 

 

yyy: Tu skolā neesi gājis?

 

 

xxx: esmu piedodad pa kludam!

 

 

 

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Jāni, mēs tikko nolemjam braukt pie tevis uz vasarnīcu brīvdienās


Tu brauksi?

 

 


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tu tikai... privatfoto neskaties...

 

darbā es neesmu vīrietis, es esmu admins!

 

 


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Sending file: hard_porno.htm, 112, 4 KBytes. Accept?


skotxy: ?? Kas tas IR?!


Apheli: ko, tu taču pats prasīji


Apheli: tas ir sesijas saraksts =))

 

 

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un no bash.org

 

 

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right


BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...


BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH


BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU


BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES


BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY


BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES


BlackAdder> IN FACT


BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW


BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE


BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG


*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*


*** BlackAdder has been kicked by t0rbad ( )


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right


CRCError> right


heartless> Right.


r3v> right

 

 

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Hey, you know what sucks?


vaccuums


Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?


black holes


Hey, you know what just isn't cool?


lava?

 

 

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oh man


I was opening a coke, right


--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind


and it exploded


ALMOST all over my keyboard


but I got it away just in time


<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)


:<

 

 


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my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed


ouch.


yeah.i sent them to her dad

 

 


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HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!


try pressing the the Caps Lock key


O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!


fuck me

 

 


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I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm


And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then


When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass


Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with
the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your
throat


The girl started crying and left class ^^

 

 


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someone speak python here?


HHHHHSSSSSHSSS


SSSSS


the programming language

 

 


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so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar


well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke


so i helped him walk to the toilet


all the stalls were occupied


lol


bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy


so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open


and there's this guy in there taking a shit


hahahahahaha


and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM


then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit...
if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me,
i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first'


so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face


and runs away


imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

 

 


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* Porter is now known as PorterWITHGIRLFRIENDWHOISHOT


he shot his girlfriend?

 

 

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