obsidian miniblogs

  • obsidian
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    Ģenerējam savus īsos telefonu apskatus. biggrin_mini2.gif
    https://www.theverge.com/2015/8/18/9173399/phone-review-generator

    Citāts:
    The Motorola EnragedCube M7 Exxtra is the latest must-have phone. With a 6-inch display and bewildering 1080p resolution, this handset is an embarrassment compared to literally any other phone. Its hexa-core 5.9GHz processor and 128MB RAM run slower than Dish's newly launched wireless network. Battery life was a game changer, but it still died before I could learn the real meaning of self-worth. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Oppo-made subsystem and About.me-integrated social layer. Foolish! Design wise, I would describe this phone as complete and feeling like an old friend, ultimately leaving me hungry. Overall, I will lay out all of my cash for this. Oh, and the camera is pathetic. Rating: F.
    • Swarley
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      The Xiaomi XperiaPod x8 Sprint "Free 2G Roaming" edition is everything you could hope for. With a 5.7-inch display and brilliant 360p resolution, this handset feels like it teleported here from the year 1988 — and not in a good way. Its 4-core 1MHz processor and 1MB RAM run okay but the RAM is clearly too low. Battery life was impressive, but it still died before I could finish streaming The Hobbit trilogy followed by The Lord of The Rings trilogy back to back. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Amazon-made subsystem and Ping-integrated social layer. Inconceivable! Design wise, I would describe this phone as hellish and much better than its predecessor, ultimately leaving me hopeless. Overall, I view this as a must buy. Oh, and the camera is almost bearable in bright daylight. Rating: A+++.

    • Pampox
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      The Vertu HellaHandheld x8 + is the latest iPhone killer. With a 7.1-inch display and insane 4K resolution, this handset could not be easier to read from. Its 8-core 1.4GHz processor and 2TB RAM run cleanly but the processor should have done more. Battery life was groundbreaking, but it still died before I could finish streaming The Hobbit trilogy. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Motorola-made subsystem and Tinder-integrated social layer. Complete insanity! Design wise, I would describe this phone as colorful and chiseled like my waiter at Applebee's last night, ultimately leaving me hungry. Overall, I am convinced this is an iPhone killer. Oh, and the camera is terrible. Rating: Dreamy.
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      • obsidian
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        Da labi, tīri tavi izmēri un integrēts Tinder (lai unlockotu lockscreen vajag svaipot kādai pāri). biggrin_mini2.gif

    • fyperG
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      The Sony GalaxyBox +8 Razr is one hell of a phone. With a 3.4-inch display and vibrant 720p resolution, this handset is an embarrassment compared to literally any other phone. Its penta-core 4.0GHz processor and 2TB RAM run smoothly but I expected a better processor. Battery life was acceptable, but it still died before I could finish reading Moby Dick. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Samsung-made subsystem and Ello-integrated social layer. Ugh! Design wise, I would describe this phone as heavy metal and honestly too provocative to take out in public, ultimately leaving me ready to toss it back into the flames from which it came. Overall, I will lay out all of my cash for this. Oh, and the camera is unusable even in perfect conditions. Rating: MUST BUY.

    • Reaktors
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      The Hisense eHandheld M1 Epic is the best phone I've held this week. With a 5.7-inch display and brilliant 8K resolution, this handset is impossible to read off of. Its 80-core 6.6GHz processor and 512GB RAM run as hyper-fast as their specs would suggest. Battery life was so good it felt like magic, but it still died before I could finish my nightly tweetstorm. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Huawei-made subsystem and Pinterest-integrated social layer. Foolish! Design wise, I would describe this phone as colorful and stereotypically ’80s, ultimately leaving me confused. Overall, I view this as a must buy. Oh, and the camera is terrible. Rating: Like a ray of sun on a rainy day.

    • INDEPENDENT
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      The LG SithBox S8 Ultra is a phone in name only. With a 1.5-inch display and brilliant 2K resolution, this handset gives phablet a new meaning. Its 10-core 4.0GHz processor and 2MB RAM run decently enough but I don't know why there isn't more RAM. Battery life was a real highlight, but it still died before I could finish streaming The Hobbit trilogy. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Jolla-made subsystem and Ello-integrated social layer. Unforgivable! Design wise, I would describe this phone as challenging and like something forged from the flames of Mordor, ultimately leaving me confused. Overall, I feel like this is a complete version one. Oh, and the camera truly sucks. Rating: one thumb down.

    • empt0jz
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      The Lenovo BlueMachine M3 Microscopic is everything you could hope for. With a 6.3-inch display and lovely 12K resolution, this handset is like nothing else in the current smartphone landscape. Its 12-core 5.6GHz processor and 16GB RAM run poorly due to a lack of RAM. Battery life was a game changer, but it still died before the dark souls awoke amid the black of night. Unfortunately, while I thought it ran stock Android, it actually included a Amazon-made subsystem and Myspace-integrated social layer. Inconceivable! Design wise, I would describe this phone as impressionistic and honestly too provocative to take out in public, ultimately leaving me unimpressed. Overall, I can't picture anyone outside of a houseboat wanting to buy this. Oh, and the camera isn't even worth using. Rating: C-.