Jokes about pedophilia are unacceptable. Fucking immature assholes.
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mjau 19.07.2012. 07:55
Pēdējā laikā neparasti agri sanāk pamosties. Ja agrāk brīvdienās modos ap vienpadsmitiem/divpadsmitiem, tad tagad pēdējā laikā arvien biežāk jau ap pusastoņiem jūtos izgulējies.
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mjau 17.07.2012. 12:15
Superman has a very rare day off and decides to fly around to figure out how to spend it.
He flies over to Batman's place and approaches him. "Hey Batman, I have the day off want to hang out?". "Sorry Superman, I have to stop the Joker from killing my girlfriend". Superman replies, "Eh whatever Batman, I'll find something to do", and he flies off
He heads over to Spiderman's place. "Hey Spidey, want to hang out, I have the day off". "Sorry Superman, I have to save Maryjane from a burning building.". Superman bluntly replies, "Fuck you Spiderman, I have more important shit to do anyway."
Superman then decides to fly over a nude beach to kill time. While enjoying the scenery he notices Wonder Woman is sun-bathing naked, on her back, legs open. Seizing the opportunity, Superman flies down, fucks her, and hops back up exclaiming "Thanks Wonder Woman, that's exactly what I needed on my day off!", and flies off into the distance.
A little dazed and confused Wonder Woman raises her head and says, "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man responds, "I don't know, but my ass is killing me" -
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